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About TeleportJobs
TeleportJobs is a small job board that was started in 2005 that provides a free resume database and free job posting for employers. Because we are a free service we have a number of employers looking for candidates. If you are looking for a job; posting your resume is a great way to get your skills in front of this employer base.
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Having been around for a few years we tend to get some funny job posts. We thought we'd bring a bit of levity to your job search and share a few with you. |
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Enjoy being shot in the head by a bazooka? Most of the jobs posted in the "someone made a funny" section here on TeleportJobs were removed because we thought the author of the posting was just trying to scam others. Well; we didn't remove this job posting. As much as it might hurt or even (maybe) kill you, this job posting looks to be a legitimate job. You just have to learn how to multitask with a gaping hole through your head. If you are interested in working for this company and you have the required skills and cajones; you can view the original job posting here: (by the way; I'm sure this employer is just kidding for all of you literalists out there.) If you are absolutely sure you don't want an employer inflicted wound before your health insurance kicks in then you can just read the description below: Growing advertising agency in Monroeville Pennsylvania is still seeking a Multi-Media Designer! Although we've already received some great candidates, we are focusing on the current need for a Flash Designer/Animator. This person must have experience in Flash and provide examples of demonstrated, practical knowledge in the following skills: - Flash interactive & element design: The ability to design, program and animate every aspect of a flash website from start to finish. - Flash Animation experience in Action Scripting and the ability to troubleshoot it. Preferably, candidate should have some experience in the realm of advertising/marketing. Must have acute attention for detail. Excellent spelling and punctuation a plus! Candidate will be required to keep accurate records as well as work effectively in an online environment (uploading/downloading files, navigating through online forms, etc.) Need a 'can do', 'will do' attitude to every project. Must be able and willing to meet exceptionally fast deadlines as well as high volume production. Enjoys getting shot in the head with a bazooka. Can work as part of a collaborative team - willing to change creative direction at any time. Is not afraid of chemical warfare. Or shaving cream. Salary DOE Lionshare is an EOE |
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