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	How much should I be paid? job title ZIP About TeleportJobs TeleportJobs is a small job board that was started in 2005 that provides a free resume database and free job posting for employers. Because we are a free service we have a number of employers looking for candidates. If you are looking for a job; posting your resume is a great way to get your skills in front of this employer base. About this page Having been around for a few years we tend to get some funny job posts. We thought we'd bring a bit of levity to your job search and share a few with you. back to funny jobs index
Stumble It! GET PAID TO POOP Have you ever wondered why you are struggling so hard just to get by? Are you struggling at your current job just trying to get ahead? There are a number of things you can do to earn some extra cash. One of my favorite job posts on TeleportJobs was posted by a person that was just trying to make that extra buck. He (or she) posted the following just to direct traffic to a MFA site (if you don't know what this means just Google it.) As much as I enjoyed the humor in this; we had to remove the job posting. Well enough lead in. Here's the funniest job posting I've seen yet: Title: GET PAID TO POOP Description: Why work a Dirty Job in a factory or cow field cleaning up others peoples crap. When you can get paid to take your own dam dump. Well the folks over at (REMOVED) have come up with a formula to what your Mr. Poo is worth. That is if your able to take a crap at work. But what if a company came along and said, we got a great job for yah. Instead of sneaking around the office cubicles doing that wedge poo poo dance with your newspaper hidden in your armpit. We will pay you to poop. That’s right, were looking for someone that really loves to talk about Poop….Come on we all got one of those friends that just doesn’t know how to behave at the couples dinner party. Who enjoys trying out a new toilet vs. mingling over cocktails. This is not some strange medical study where we keep zapping you with shock therapy or cage you up in a room or compare your dancing skills to a monkey. This is just a fun colon cleansing blog that is looking for its next poop colon cleansing star. If you know how to write (better than this job description), have an outgoing personality to be in front of a camera. And want to get paid to poop. Then we have got the job for you! What more can you say? I guess when you gotta go you gotta go!
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GET PAID TO POOP